May 2012
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I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND LEFT MY MUSIC ON REALLY LOUD SO I CAN HEAR IT AND KEPT IT ON SHUFFLE AND ALL I HEAR IS “IIII WANNA FUCK A DOG IN THE ASS” AND I STARTED SCREAMIGN AND RUNNING UPSTAIRS AND MAKING NOISE SO MY MOM COULDNT HEAR IT AND I WAS LIKE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM AND SHE WAS LIKE WHAT AND THEN I YELLED ABOUT TOMATOS UNTIL I MUTED IT
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April 2012
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There was a huge ass bee in my living room so I had to spend like an hour throwing stuff at it till it died. Thing was as big as my fist. Came right at me and then I bitch smacked it with a frying pan and stomped ‘em out. I almost died. I should be able to get off work for this right?
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